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feeloutthesummerbreeze:

seeing my selfie on a porn blog 

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onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her
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"If we really want to love we must learn how to forgive. -Mother Teresa"
TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)
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huffposttaste:

“If you’re afraid of butter, use cream.” -Julia Child

“First we eat, then we do everything else.” -M.F.K. Fisher

"The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook." -Julia Child

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." -W.C. Fields

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bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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john-robbie:

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

this would actually be adorable

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outerspacecake:


I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so
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floral-floral-floral:

Jeffrey Campbell Alva Fab Floral Slip-On Sneaker
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bannock-hou:

Frat bro in his dorm room
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