So I’m facebook chatting with my brother Cesar. I asked him about his girlfriend and he’s like- “You know I’m forever alone”. I replied with “BITCH, I think you forgot that’s MY slot. I’m FOREVER ALONE”. The rest of the conversation went like this:
Cesar: Well if you didn’t have such high expectations then you wouldn’t be.
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Cesar: You know what I mean! You have your little list of characteristics/traits that you want in someone
Me: Well, jesus fucking christ, excuse me for wanting to find someone who interests me.
Cesar: Not Everyone is going to like pokemon, animals, tennis, The Bravery, or be funny and intelligent. You might have to sacrifice a couple things. Compromise.
This kid is 14. MY 14 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS GIVING ME DATING ADVICE. lol WHAT?!